Ceplas-ceplos ala Suroboyoan

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>> [CIRI-CIRI AREK SUROBOYO]
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1. Arek Suroboyo lek tukaran mesti ngomong "awas kon yo, delok'en molehmu" Lapo? Ditraktir mangan tah....
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2. Arek Suroboyo lek ngilokno uwong "wuih, wenak kon suarane arek iki, kok gak mbecak ae!"
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3. Arek Suroboyo sing lanang, lek ngamuk langsung ngomong --> "njaluk tak pancal'a ndasmu" Sepeda bek'e -_-
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4. Arek Suroboyo lek onok wedok'an ayu, endel, langsung dikomen "mboook, mentolo tak gowo moleh ae"
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5. Arek Suroboyo lek nyebut uaakeh --> "sak taek ndayak" koyok ngerti2o ae
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6. Arek Suroboyo lek di sindir karo koncone, langsung ngomong "sakjane, kon iku ngenyek, ta ngetrek-etrek?!? .
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7. Arek Suroboyo lek ngomong, ngarepe biasane ditambahi huruf U.. --> uaaakeh, ueeendel, ueeenak, uaaasssuu
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8. Arek Suroboyo Lek janjian ~ "wis teko ndi kon?" "wes nang dalan iki, diluk maneh" padahal sik nang omah
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9. Arek Suroboyo lek mari di ilokno, langsung mbales "ndasmu, ndogmu, bapakmu, pokoke sing onok mu-mu ne.
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10. Arek Suroboyo lek suwi gak ketemu konco, langsung ngomong "wah, si urip ta kon? Tak pikir wis 7 dinone"
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11. Arek Suroboyo Lek irunge gatel trus kudu wahing, munine ---> Ha..ha..ha..hancookkk!! .
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12. Arek Suroboyo lek onok wong pamer "eh aku tuku mobil anyar iki" langsung dijawab"SOPO??.. SING TAKOK!"
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13. Arek Suroboyo senengane muring2 nggawe awalan 'jam'.. >> Jamput, jambul, jambret, jambu, dst .
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14. Arek Suroboyo lek ndelok wedok ayu, langsung ngomong: "cuk, ayune, bpk'e sunat nangdi iku"
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15. Arek Suroboyo lek onok wedok'an ayu langsung komentar "ojok mbuk gudo lho jon, wes tak kapling iku"
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16. Arek Suroboyo lek onok koncone ngomong gakjelas, langsung disauti "kon iku ngomong ta kemu?!?"
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17. Arek Suroboyo lek ngomong, mesti dike'i akhiran A --> ndasmuA, matamuA, makmuA, mbokmuA
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18. Arek Suroboyo lek krungu koncone ngomong banter, langsung disauti "wuss sante ae jon, gak usa mbleyer.." .
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19. Arek Suroboyo lek nyeluk koncone: jon, es, kang, boi. "Whoi jon, yo opo kabarmu" "boi, budal gowes yok"
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20. Arek Suroboyo lek dicokot nyamuk "cuk, asu kok nyamuk iki!!"
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Trus opo maneh yooo?
Terus no rek. Aku pegel ngetik 😁😁
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